The Buttersnake Man Lurches

The buttersnake man chirps out a foul odor, emanating from somewhere deep in his gut. He is over sixty years … More

I typed ‘Smurf meat is tangy’ into an A.I. text generator

I typed “Smurf meat is tangy” into an A.I. text generator, and this is what happened: Smurf meat is tangy, … More

REPOST: ‘Le Diable au couvent’ (‘The Devil in a Convent’) silent film by Georges Méliès – 1899

“The Devil in a Convent”/”Le Diable au couvent” was released by Méliès’s Star Film Company in 1899. As its title … More

dispatch from the pulsating dynamo of normalcy [a poem]

This is another one of those signs.I wonder if I’ve been too impatient.Penny for your thoughts and energy and downtime … More

“Bawk bawk ba-gawk!” [A Poem]

~Does being positive aid anything?  My own reflex is being negative.Besides, optimists drive me up the wall!~ I’m mailing more junk … More

Out of the Barrel (A Poem, I Guess)

We ate the last of the coleslawand the last of the brisketand the last of the roast beefand the last … More

They they surrendered to the continuity function.

The few standing thick goal-ball of starry. Its visitors don’t advance. The impressive business defines new. And imagines five-star. Long-standing … More

The Santa Matrix Chapter 6: The outside piracy of souls

It is their opinion that, although you are not particularly dangerous to society, your delusions may nevertheless result in some harm.

Chapter 5: There’s Got To Be Somebody Left

For the previous chapter, click here! Next chapter is here!  For the first chapter, click here!  The officers slap the … More

Chapter 4: Subject: Trevor Richards. Sin: Excessive Masturbation. Punishment: He gets caught.

For the previous chapter, click here!  For the next chapter, click here!!  For the first chapter, click here! Trevor’s naughty … More