The buttersnake man chirps out a foul odor, emanating from somewhere deep in his gut. He is over sixty years … More
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I typed ‘Smurf meat is tangy’ into an A.I. text generator
I typed “Smurf meat is tangy” into an A.I. text generator, and this is what happened: Smurf meat is tangy, … More
Out of the Barrel (A Poem, I Guess)
We ate the last of the coleslawand the last of the brisketand the last of the roast beefand the last … More
Bad Axe Romance [A Fragment]
His breath was too loud and unbalanced, and too gusty, one second coming in short, sharp intakes, the next long … More
The Santa Matrix Chapter 10: Kit Kat Gets A Break
For the previous chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! You make it to Central Park. As expected, … More
The Santa Matrix Chapter 9: Smack Dab In A Raspberry Flavored Nightmare
Someone with a psychic murder-rape connection is out there, smack dab in a raspberry flavored nightmare.
The Santa Matrix Chapter 6: The outside piracy of souls
It is their opinion that, although you are not particularly dangerous to society, your delusions may nevertheless result in some harm.
Chapter 5: There’s Got To Be Somebody Left
For the previous chapter, click here! Next chapter is here! For the first chapter, click here! The officers slap the … More
Chapter 4: Subject: Trevor Richards. Sin: Excessive Masturbation. Punishment: He gets caught.
For the previous chapter, click here! For the next chapter, click here!! For the first chapter, click here! Trevor’s naughty … More
The Santa Matrix Chapter 3: God’s Somebody
For the previous chapter, click here! For the next chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! You’d think … More