My Freddy Krueger Rap Verses

Are you ready for Freddy? Such an obvious rhymebut killin’ kids in their dreams—a less obvious crimeHead crashed in a … More

My Michael Myers Rap Verse

When the shape escapesbest try to stay safeor 10/31 becomes your death dateI’m standing talllike hair on your neck’s napeyour … More

I typed “Smurf meat is tangy” into an A.I. text generator, and this is what happened: Smurf meat is tangy, … More

“The Devil in a Convent”/”Le Diable au couvent” was released by Méliès’s Star Film Company in 1899. As its title … More

The too-early sun setting from behind these streetsmust at last answer the question—“What is it?” Impossible, that our departuremust take … More

(I apologize if I already posted about this before, but does that really even matter?) Additional Notes Dating back to … More

This is another one of those signs.I wonder if I’ve been too impatient.Penny for your thoughts and energy and downtime … More

~Does being positive aid anything? My own reflex is being negative.Besides, optimists drive me up the wall!~ I’m mailing more junk … More

We ate the last of the coleslawand the last of the brisketand the last of the roast beefand the last … More