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Category: Humor

The Buttersnake Man Lurches

The buttersnake man chirps out a foul odor, emanating from somewhere deep in his gut. He is over sixty years … More

fiction, funny, horror, Story, weird

My Freddy Krueger Rap Verses

Are you ready for Freddy? Such an obvious rhymebut killin’ kids in their dreams—a less obvious crimeHead crashed in a … More

A Nightmare on Elm Street, fiction, Freddy Krueger, horror, lyrcs, parody, Poem, Rap

My Michael Myers Rap Verse

When the shape escapesbest try to stay safeor 10/31 becomes your death dateI’m standing talllike hair on your neck’s napeyour … More

fiction, Halloween, horror, Humor, lyrics, Michael Myers, parody, Poem, Rap

I typed ‘Smurf meat is tangy’ into an A.I. text generator

I typed “Smurf meat is tangy” into an A.I. text generator, and this is what happened: Smurf meat is tangy, … More

A.I., artificial intelligence, fiction, Smurf, Story, text generator, weird

REPOST: ‘Le Diable au couvent’ (‘The Devil in a Convent’) silent film by Georges Méliès – 1899

“The Devil in a Convent”/”Le Diable au couvent” was released by Méliès’s Star Film Company in 1899. As its title … More

1899, fiction, Georges Méliès, horror, Le Diable au couvent, silent movie, The Devil in a Convent, weird

The Haunted Curiosity Shop (1901), Walter R. Booth

(I apologize if I already posted about this before, but does that really even matter?) Additional Notes Dating back to … More

1901, comedy, horror, Robert W. Paul, science fiction, silent movie, Walter R. Booth

A black hole of Empathy [a poem?]

A black hole of Empathy(on behalf of everyone in America) I’m so over it. I don’t care about them. I … More

Poem

dispatch from the pulsating dynamo of normalcy [a poem]

This is another one of those signs.I wonder if I’ve been too impatient.Penny for your thoughts and energy and downtime … More

fiction, Poem, weird

How Old-Timey, ‘Endless Winding Road’ Sentences Strike My Ear

[NOTE: I fully plan on making this text into a Youtube video, too. I already recorded me speaking the part. … More

drama, gothic, horror, horror writing, Humor, literature, long sentences, old writing style, parody

The Santa Matrix. Chapter 15: Box

For the previous chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! Brookfield, WI. Al Capone apparently owned a place … More

Christmas horror, fantasy horror, holiday horror, horror, Santa Claus, The Santa Matrix

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