‘Explosion of a Motor Car’ (1900, Directed by Cecil M. Hepworth)

An early trick film where a car explodes and body parts fall from the sky. A policeman witnesses and attempts … More

The Buttersnake Man Lurches

The buttersnake man chirps out a foul odor, emanating from somewhere deep in his gut. He is over sixty years … More

Are you ready for Freddy? Such an obvious rhymebut killin’ kids in their dreams—a less obvious crimeHead crashed in a … More

When the shape escapesbest try to stay safeor 10/31 becomes your death dateI’m standing talllike hair on your neck’s napeyour … More

I typed “Smurf meat is tangy” into an A.I. text generator, and this is what happened: Smurf meat is tangy, … More

“The Devil in a Convent”/”Le Diable au couvent” was released by Méliès’s Star Film Company in 1899. As its title … More

(I apologize if I already posted about this before, but does that really even matter?) Additional Notes Dating back to … More

A black hole of Empathy(on behalf of everyone in America) I’m so over it. I don’t care about them. I … More

This is another one of those signs.I wonder if I’ve been too impatient.Penny for your thoughts and energy and downtime … More

[NOTE: I fully plan on making this text into a Youtube video, too. I already recorded me speaking the part. … More