His breath was too loud and unbalanced, and too gusty, one second coming in short, sharp intakes, the next long … More
Category: Humor
‘How It Feels to Be Run Over’ (1900), Directed by Cecil M. Hepworth
What the hell did I just watch?
Santa Matrix Chapter 13: Why did you do it and what did it mean?
For the previous chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! You’re running faster than time and space itself; … More
The Santa Matrix Chapter 12: Who is the shark? Who is the teddy bear?
For the previous chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! What sort of example will you set … More
Depressing Story Series #1
It’s not the most depressing short story ever, but it’s depressing enough. My boyfriend for a while thought himself saintly. … More
Becoming the Future
Cyborg state achieved, Thought has been healed, Cybernetic-communication understood, Sensors recovered, at near universality. Dream-augmentation process complete. Cyborgs, don’t let … More
Wolf Cub Toddlers
During the summer months, in some villages, children dress as wolf cubs. For them, it’s not just a game, it’s … More
Zombie John Denver Merchandise For Sale!
Here’s the shop! T-shirts! Tasteless (yet, in a way, tasty) John Denver zombie design! And here’s another exclamation point because … More
Poem About Moody Movies
This poem sucks, but here it is anyway: Tragic movies, oh so heavy mise en scène gothic themes aplenty for … More
The Santa Matrix Chapter 11: Predator Sees In Pseudocolor
For the previous chapter, click here! For the next chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! Part A … More
