[NOTE: I fully plan on making this text into a Youtube video, too. I already recorded me speaking the part. … More
Category: Humor
The Santa Matrix. Chapter 15: Box
For the previous chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! Brookfield, WI. Al Capone apparently owned a place … More
the most depressing thing in the world [story snippet]
Can it be proven scientifically that our mental processes are intrinsically, almost inescapably, one or the other way around? I … More
What I Did During My Summer Vacation: Found Meaning In Life That Far Surpasses Yours
The vacation. The seemingly rarest of joys — and the most intimate, incomparable, and unshakable of all human experiences. For … More
Uncle Josh’s Nightmare (1900), Directed by Edwin S. Porter
Poor uncle Josh!
Santa Matrix Chapter 14: Niranjan
For the previous chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! Part One Niranjan is an Indian word. You … More
Bad Axe Romance [A Fragment]
His breath was too loud and unbalanced, and too gusty, one second coming in short, sharp intakes, the next long … More
‘How It Feels to Be Run Over’ (1900), Directed by Cecil M. Hepworth
What the hell did I just watch?
Santa Matrix Chapter 13: Why did you do it and what did it mean?
For the previous chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! You’re running faster than time and space itself; … More
The Santa Matrix Chapter 12: Who is the shark? Who is the teddy bear?
For the previous chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! What sort of example will you set … More
