An early trick film where a car explodes and body parts fall from the sky. A policeman witnesses and attempts … More
Category: Humor
The Buttersnake Man Lurches
The buttersnake man chirps out a foul odor, emanating from somewhere deep in his gut. He is over sixty years … More
My Freddy Krueger Rap Verses
Are you ready for Freddy? Such an obvious rhymebut killin’ kids in their dreams—a less obvious crimeHead crashed in a … More
My Michael Myers Rap Verse
When the shape escapesbest try to stay safeor 10/31 becomes your death dateI’m standing talllike hair on your neck’s napeyour … More
I typed ‘Smurf meat is tangy’ into an A.I. text generator
I typed “Smurf meat is tangy” into an A.I. text generator, and this is what happened: Smurf meat is tangy, … More
REPOST: ‘Le Diable au couvent’ (‘The Devil in a Convent’) silent film by Georges Méliès – 1899
“The Devil in a Convent”/”Le Diable au couvent” was released by Méliès’s Star Film Company in 1899. As its title … More
The Haunted Curiosity Shop (1901), Walter R. Booth
(I apologize if I already posted about this before, but does that really even matter?) Additional Notes Dating back to … More
A black hole of Empathy [a poem?]
A black hole of Empathy(on behalf of everyone in America) I’m so over it. I don’t care about them. I … More
dispatch from the pulsating dynamo of normalcy [a poem]
This is another one of those signs.I wonder if I’ve been too impatient.Penny for your thoughts and energy and downtime … More
How Old-Timey, ‘Endless Winding Road’ Sentences Strike My Ear
[NOTE: I fully plan on making this text into a Youtube video, too. I already recorded me speaking the part. … More