The Buttersnake Man Lurches

The buttersnake man chirps out a foul odor, emanating from somewhere deep in his gut. He is over sixty years … More

I typed ‘Smurf meat is tangy’ into an A.I. text generator

I typed “Smurf meat is tangy” into an A.I. text generator, and this is what happened: Smurf meat is tangy, … More

Out of the Barrel (A Poem, I Guess)

We ate the last of the coleslawand the last of the brisketand the last of the roast beefand the last … More

Bad Axe Romance [A Fragment]

His breath was too loud and unbalanced, and too gusty, one second coming in short, sharp intakes, the next long … More

The Santa Matrix Chapter 10: Kit Kat Gets A Break

For the previous chapter, click here! For the first chapter, click here! You make it to Central Park. As expected, … More

The Santa Matrix Chapter 9: Smack Dab In A Raspberry Flavored Nightmare

Someone with a psychic murder-rape connection is out there, smack dab in a raspberry flavored nightmare.

The Santa Matrix Chapter 6: The outside piracy of souls

It is their opinion that, although you are not particularly dangerous to society, your delusions may nevertheless result in some harm.

Chapter 5: There’s Got To Be Somebody Left

For the previous chapter, click here! Next chapter is here!  For the first chapter, click here!  The officers slap the … More

Chapter 4: Subject: Trevor Richards. Sin: Excessive Masturbation. Punishment: He gets caught.

For the previous chapter, click here!  For the next chapter, click here!!  For the first chapter, click here! Trevor’s naughty … More

The Santa Matrix Chapter 3: God’s Somebody

For the previous chapter, click here!  For the next chapter, click here!  For the first chapter, click here! You’d think … More