My Freddy Krueger Rap Verses

Are you ready for Freddy? Such an obvious rhymebut killin’ kids in their dreams—a less obvious crimeHead crashed in a … More

My Michael Myers Rap Verse

When the shape escapesbest try to stay safeor 10/31 becomes your death dateI’m standing talllike hair on your neck’s napeyour … More

[NOTE: I fully plan on making this text into a Youtube video, too. I already recorded me speaking the part. … More

Here’s the shop! T-shirts! Tasteless (yet, in a way, tasty) John Denver zombie design! And here’s another exclamation point because … More